Saturday, April 2, 2011

Waking Head Feels Bruised Headache

Dear Father


What has happened to the Chilean Catholic Church in recent times can only be described as an "annus horribilis."

First came the revelations about Father Fernando Karadima, the influential priest one of the most fashionable churches, the Church of Santiago del Bosque, which, as confirmed by the Vatican itself in a crushing sentence, abused at a still undetermined number of young people and teenagers who chose to toe, with the expertise and a talent scout from the Elite modeling agency.

For time and space, and because Middle Silence is a site geared towards the whole family, not go into details about the pastimes of Karadima father. Suffice it to say that if they made a movie about him, it would be for over eighteen years and probably will be shown in certain theaters of dubious reputation of the city center.

The state of confusion in the Church and its parishioners is understandable. Cardinal Jorge Medina Fortunately, the faithful guardian of the faith, dogma and morality, decided to give an interview to clarify any questions and lighten the spirits.

His words, however, have been misinterpreted and ridiculed by the press biased and without soul or heart liberals, perhaps knowingly, remain trapped in the form of his sayings and not substance. Therefore

Middle Silent, with the authority they give their 12 years of study at a Catholic school, their thousands from Monday saying the Ave Maria with his friends in the courtyard, and countless appearances in mass, has decided to undo the nebula, shed light on the statements of Bishop and deliver the keys to understanding their statements properly. Come by

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Karadima, says the Cardinal, is not a pedophile, perverted and abusive as everybody thinks. It is, however, a pious priest and slightly mischievous, now suffers the worst condemnation: ban on sacraments in public, to maintain contact with his former parish, and the obligation to stay in a place removed from bulla

That's worse to end years in prison?, ask a liberal uninformed. Worse than sleeping in a cell with that inmate perhaps?

course. Much Worse. Much, much, much worse. And although this punishment lay eyes may seem light, justice church walks around with life imprisonment.

The thing is, says Bishop, both justices are very different.

"In the civil justice are criminal offenses differently than ecclesiastical justice," said the Cardinal. "For example, in civil homosexual acts are not punished. And in the church, yes. "

For this reason, if you are gay, prefer civil justice.
pedophile If there is no doubt that the church should be more.

most regrettable part is that, as Bishop explained the allegations against the father Karadima are unfair, because he is not the real culprit of their abuses. No sir. Their abuses were due to third party liabilities.

The first culprit is the Devil.

"I see a work of Satan," said the Cardinal, who like some major Chilean families walk the last time seeing the devil's tail everywhere.

seems incredible that there are still people who doubt the existence of Beelzebub. His presence is so clear in this case!

Let no one has ever seen in person, it means nothing. The Devil exists.
If you want references, you should view the performances of Al Pacino in "The Devil's Advocate" (Satan a office on the Upper East Side), Eizabeth Hurley in "Bedazzled" (Satan in hot pants) and, of course, the unforgettable rendition of Linda Blair in "The Exorcist" (Satan turns his head 360 degrees and then suffers a severe If vomiting).

The latter are responsible teenagers and gays.

Right. Cardinal Medina makes it clear in his interview that he had with his father Karadima not a problem of pedophilia and abuse, but of homosexuality.

Karadima Father, believe it or not, was seduced by children from 17 "already know what they do" gay, no doubt, could not resist the incredible attraction of this priest that despite being thirty, forty or fifty years older than them, it remained a tantalizing bom bom in cassock.

Child Abuse in the Catholic Church are not such.
abuse against priests are committed by children, and are due to infiltration gay.

Same with abuse and rape of women and girls in streets and schools, a terrible drama that derives, obviously, infiltration heterosexual society.

If you are wondering how to avoid problems if everyone, gay and straight, seem ideal for pedophilia, it is because, as Monsignor Medina, "has stuck with mucus faith." The problem is

sex. Sex in general. And the solution is obvious and has been implemented in the priesthood for hundreds of years of celibacy.

is not the easy way out, of course. What to do with all that energy? With this constant desire?

Cardinal Medina has found a solution pedaled ten miles a day in his bike while praying the rosary. But there are others. There are priests hit back. Others jump rope. Or go around sheep. Or jump on a mat. Whatever you from the devil put his tail where it is not have requested.

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